• WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

(Source: prettyincolors)


stayuntilthewolvesareaway:

The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years

(Source: fymodernfamily)


The Bond Between Master and Padawan

(Source: skvwalker)

The “what ifs” and “should haves” will eat your brain.
John O’Callaghan (via wordsthat-speak)

sly-mcp:

whothefuckisalexturner:

abhortion:

ginnifergoodwins:

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

#glad to know it’s international

#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella

“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair

‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar

“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus


cubstearns:

geekswillinheritthearth:

collidewiththeissues:

How The Grinch Stole Christmas. 

More like How the Grinch is the most relatable character ever.

The Grinch is my patronus.


wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

(Source: wheelchair-warrior)